Crafted in collaboration with Highway Robery

Doing hard time never felt this soft.

Forget the standard-issue black and white. At The Cell Block, the inmates dress in orange. The Cell Block Robe is Highway Robery's Honeysuckle sarape robe, a bright west Texas stripe, stamped with our logo so everyone knows which lockup you escaped from. It's the official garb of luxurious solitary confinement, built for lounging on the cot, sipping something in the yard, and shuffling down Art Alley like you own the place.

You can check out anytime you like, but the robe comes with you.

An inside job. To pull this caper off, we recruited a known gang of Austin robe bandits: Highway Robery. Their record goes back to a 2016 west Texas road trip where they found a pair of colorful robes at their rental and barely took them off for days. Somewhere on the highway to Houston, the scheme hit them: start making robes. Fun, funky, made in the USA, and designed to make you feel right at home. We know fellow lifers when we see them.

Evidence for the case file:

• Highway Robery's Honeysuckle sarape stripe, branded with The Cell Block logo

• 100% cotton, light to medium weight, made in the USA

• Gender neutral, with pockets for smuggling snacks

• One size fits all

Get caught wearing it. Take a piece of the jailhouse home, or book your sentence at The Cell Block and break it in where it belongs.

Know your accomplices. Love the stripes? Highway Robery has a whole lineup of colorful repeat offenders at highway-robery.com. Tell 'em The Cell Block sent you.